what if as if?

coco nuts have coco babies

lines should always be final

mice could not possibly be mean

big mouths cry for big words

green eyes ejaculate charms

snakes travel in skins

love is not blind for moles

daffodils never argue

zebras are allowed to make fun of dalmatians

hazel can't go nuts

lizards don't wear slippers

hedgehogs should not go missionary

a fine is never fine

my other self is otherwiser